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The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal!
With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children―and most importantly―embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father’s Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and “helpful” pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life!
Includes knee-slappers like:
Q: What did the big beer name its baby?
A: Micro brew.
I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves!
Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
From the Publisher
The perfect gift or stocking stuffer for:
Q: How do you get the astronaut’s baby to sleep?
A: You rocket
Dad Pro Tip: If your baby starts crying, cry twice as loud to assert dominance
Q: What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
A: An infantry
Dad Pro Tip: Remember—it’s not your job to embarrass your kids. It’s just one of the perks.
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What’s it about?
Good, clean, pun-tastic fun for all ages! MORE of the best (worst) dad jokes around! All the festive jokes you need to laugh through the holiday season! For kids to out-dad-joke their family and learn to write their own jokes to get the whole family laughing! Embarrass your kids early! Perfect for baby showers and fathers-to-be!
Publisher : Sourcebooks (May 1, 2020)
Language : English
Paperback : 160 pages
ISBN-10 : 1728205298
ISBN-13 : 978-1728205298
Lexile measure : 560L
Item Weight : 4.8 ounces
Dimensions : 5 x 0.4 x 8 inches
